Or maybe she just wants you to worry about the terrible fate that is awaiting these two people as soon as her frothy music video ends. Anyway! This version is focused on the happy times — the costume balls, fan dancing, synchronized swimming, and other Shakespearean delights. Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of Arnold, is on hand to play the bro-iest Romeo, and Big Sean is somehow relegated to the role of priest. Big Sean is your new priest. Go with it?