Ron Burgundy was on Conan last night to promote his new memoir, Let Me Off at the Top! My Classy Life and Other Musings, and he was a very enlightening guest. He gave some tips for surviving a prison riot, shared the secret to his amazing hair, ranked all the creatures in the animal kingdom, completely undid all his good work as Dodge’s spokesman, and even sang a tribute to his friend, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. In short, the perfect talk show guest.
