Honestly, would you even blame her: The song is called “Perfume,” and Britney Spears has at least twelve perfumes. Somewhere a marketing person is getting yelled at because this video did not feature enough of Britney Spears’s many fragrances. But anyway, yes, there is only one perfume bottle in this whole video, and the rest of it is devoted to Britney obsessing over a guy who looks like a much-hotter version of Jason Trawick. Much, much hotter, actually. Good on you, Britney.