The Oasis retrospective Time Flies was released way back in 2010, but it took until this past weekend for someone to put together a supercut of the best of legendarily cantankerous Noel Gallagher’s self-critiquing quips as he sits through every single one of his former band’s music videos. There are some serious gems here (many of them NSFW), including:
“Why was I dressed like that? I look like fucking Columbo.”
“There’s a lot of Adidas going on in here.”
“Were there really all these birds in this video? It’s like a fucking scene from Britain’s Next Top Model.”
“Oh, I was fucking drunk in this video.”
“Who fucking watches videos these days? No one.”
“I can’t begin to tell you how pissed I was. I was shit-faced.”
“Do you want me to fucking stare at you like a fucking serial killer?”
“A bag of shite, that. What a waste of an afternoon.”
“I have to say about all these videos: If you needed four guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the best at that.”
“Is that a man with legs made of sausages?”
The ten-minute highlight reel makes us wish that Noel Gallagher would comment on crappy videos full-time and have a second career as the Statler and Waldorf of the music industry.