Get excited, Blartians, a Paul Blart: Mall Cop sequel is closer than ever. The Hollywood Reporter writes that Parental Guidance director Andy Fickman is in talks to direct. The 2009 original made $183 million worldwide, which is still an unbelievable fact. Kevin James will once again don the iconic mustache and, as he did the original, co-write the script with magical cat voicer Nick Bakay. No word yet on plot, but we’d be happy with any of these options: Paul Blart: Mall Cop in Space, Paul Blart vs. Baul Plart, Paul Blart: European Mall Cop, Paul Blart: Poli de Centro Commercial, Paul Blart: Zookeeper, Paul Blart: Cop Rock, Paul Blart 2: This Time It’s Blartsonal, Paul Blart 2: Electric Blartaloo, Paul Blart 2: Look Who’s Blarting Now, or Paul Blart 2: Paul Blarter.