Valentine’s Day makes people think of different things: flowers, chocolate, or maybe neurotic, hyper-picky womanizers like Jerry Seinfeld (the character, not the human). For nine seasons, through trial and error — mostly error — he narrowed down what’s really important in a mate (Good heart? Empathy? Pfffft). After poring through all of his dating quibbles and preferences, Sony created and sent us this handy infographic that lays out his (character’s) perfect woman. This will come in very handy if you are tasked in setting up a friend with a fictional character from 20 years ago: man-hands, no; toy collection, yes!