After the Oscars, all the biggest names head to the Vanity Fair party, a giant indoor dog park for the most important stars to do the small-talk equivalent of smelling each other’s butts. Let us press our face to the glass for a moment and take a look at what went on, which shoulders were rubbed, and what odd intra-celebrity conversation is most mind-boggling to consider. Dive into this gallery to see Oscar winners, Oscar losers, dance contests, beefcakes, Parrotheads, old people, and a human RCA connector. As you click through the photos, one thing will be abundantly clear: They had a more fun last night than you. Well, except Fran Lebowitz – she seemed pretty over it.
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 02: (EXCLUSIVE ACCESS, SPECIAL RATES APPLY) Jennifer Lawrence and Larry David attend the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter on March 2, 2014 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/VF14/WireImage) Photo: Kevin Mazur/VF14/Getty2014 Kevin Mazur/VF14