Because we as a society are completely invested in her professional success, Lindsay Lohan will guest star on an upcoming episode of CBS’ 2 Broke Girls a little over a month after we start learning all her intimate personal secrets. Lohan will apparently play a bride-to-be who orders a wedding cake from Max and Caroline, though the ladies soon discover that “Lohan’s character has trouble making decisions.” Great! Let’s do this. We’re going all in on this once again, and will go all in every subsequent time until we make Lindsay’s career a reality. Go team!