March 3, 2014

Photos of Jared Leto’s Celebratory Oscar Night

By Jesse David Fox

Photo: Jeff Kravitz/Getty

As we established earlier today, Lupita Nyong’o won the Oscars, but Jared Leto was a close runner-up. Like Lupita, he won a Best Supporting Oscar and like Lupita, it seemed everyone wanted a piece of him — Leonardo DiCaprio, Stevie Nicks, Elton John, Anne Hathaway. (In the case of Jane Fonda, it appears she wanted a very specific piece.) Click through to see what it’s like to be a terribly good-looking Academy Award winner for an evening. It’s not so bad.

Jared is that friend from high school who, the first time he ever drank, kept on yelling, "This is the best night of our lives!"

Jared is that friend from high school who, the first time he ever drank, kept on yelling, "This is the best night of our lives!"

"I used to dress in women's clothing all the time on In Living Color. Where's my Oscar? Seriously, did you see my presentation, though? I want an Oscar so badly."

"I used to dress in women's clothing all the time on In Living Color. Where's my Oscar? Seriously, did you see my presentation, though? I want an Oscar so badly."

"Dude looks like a lady indeed ... "

"Dude looks like a lady indeed ... "

"Olivia Pope is pregnant? Now, that's a scandal."
"Jared, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm Kerry? Olivia is a character I play on TV."

"Olivia Pope is pregnant? Now, that's a scandal."
"Jared, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm Kerry? Olivia is a character I play on TV."

The first Oscar is the deepest.

The first Oscar is the deepest.

"Boogie woogie, Anne Hathaway. I, Jared Leto, am behind you, doing a George Clooney–esque Oscar prank."

"Boogie woogie, Anne Hathaway. I, Jared Leto, am behind you, doing a George Clooney–esque Oscar prank."

"Hahaha. Did you know it was me, Jared Leto? Best night of our lives!"

"Hahaha. Did you know it was me, Jared Leto? Best night of our lives!"

"Did you know that my band, 30 Seconds to Mars, covers 'Rocket Man'? But, when we do it, we imply that the rocket is pretty close to Mars."

"Did you know that my band, 30 Seconds to Mars, covers 'Rocket Man'? But, when we do it, we imply that the rocket is pretty close to Mars."

"You should've cast me in American Hustle instead of Bradley Cooper. Richie DiMaso would've been better with long ombré hair instead of a perm."

"You should've cast me in American Hustle instead of Bradley Cooper. Richie DiMaso would've been better with long ombré hair instead of a perm."

"Is it true that in Australia you win Oscars counterclockwise?"

"Is it true that in Australia you win Oscars counterclockwise?"

"Rosario, isn't it funny that I have an Oscar and Spike doesn’t?"

"Rosario, isn't it funny that I have an Oscar and Spike doesn’t?"

"Look where Jane's hand is!"

"Look where Jane's hand is!"

"You won an Oscar, Adrien. My career is all up from here, right?"

"You won an Oscar, Adrien. My career is all up from here, right?"

Anjelica Huston's elbow heard about Jane Fonda's hand.

Anjelica Huston's elbow heard about Jane Fonda's hand.

"I was just telling Rosario, isn't it funny how we have Oscars and Spike Lee doesn't? Wait, you don't have one?"

"I was just telling Rosario, isn't it funny how we have Oscars and Spike Lee doesn't? Wait, you don't have one?"

Travolta: "You must be stressed with the win, Jared. You want to take a test, real quick?"

Leto: "I haven’t met a test I couldn't flip my hair out of since the '70s."

Travolta: "You must be stressed with the win, Jared. You want to take a test, real quick?"

Leto: "I haven’t met a test I couldn't flip my hair out of since the '70s."

"Did you know that our band, 30 Seconds to Mars, covers 'Landslide'? But when we do it, I sing, 'Till the landslide brought me 30 seconds to Mars.'"

"Did you know that our band, 30 Seconds to Mars, covers 'Landslide'? But when we do it, I sing, 'Till the landslide brought me 30 seconds to Mars.'"

"Let go of my Oscar. Or should I say Let-O of my Oscar?" "Did you hand this to me just to set up that joke?" "Hahaha. Best night of our lives!"

"Let go of my Oscar. Or should I say Let-O of my Oscar?" "Did you hand this to me just to set up that joke?" "Hahaha. Best night of our lives!"

"I always say, 'Acting is writing with your body,' so in a way, we both won for Best Adapted Screenplay."

"I always say, 'Acting is writing with your body,' so in a way, we both won for Best Adapted Screenplay."

Oscar winners and Oscars winners.

Oscar winners and Oscars winners.

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