As we established earlier today, Lupita Nyong’o won the Oscars, but Jared Leto was a close runner-up. Like Lupita, he won a Best Supporting Oscar and like Lupita, it seemed everyone wanted a piece of him — Leonardo DiCaprio, Stevie Nicks, Elton John, Anne Hathaway. (In the case of Jane Fonda, it appears she wanted a very specific piece.) Click through to see what it’s like to be a terribly good-looking Academy Award winner for an evening. It’s not so bad.