Photo: Maya Robinson and Photos by Paramount Pictures
A few months after Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook at Harvard,
Mean Girls premiered in theaters as one of the last movies of its kind: a pre-modern-day internet cultural touchstone. But even ten years later, we remain as obsessed with it as ever before — its social commentary feels just as relevant, and Lindsay Lohan’s spectacular performance seems even more tragic in retrospect. (Such potential!) But just how obsessed with it are you? Are you one of the greatest fans you’ll ever meet? Or are you like a grotsky byotch? Time to find out. Get in, loser.
How Well Do You Know
Let’s start with an easy A: How do you spell Lindsay Lohan’s character’s name?
What’s the name of the school the characters attend?
What is the big highlight from Ms. Norbury’s summer?
She got divorced.
Her cat died.
She appeared as Rizzo in a production of
She was an audience member on
What ethnicity is Janis Ian?
How old was Lindsay Lohan when the movie came out?
Gretchen Wieners is rich because her dad invented what?
What’s the name of the girl from the opposing team who goes into a sudden death match during the Mathletes competition?
What does Karen dress up as for Halloween?
A sexy kitten
What song does Damian sing at the talent show?
‘Let’s Get Physical,’ Olivia Newton John
‘Beautiful,’ Christina Aguilera
‘All by Myself,’ Celine Dion
‘Oops!…I Did It Again,’ Britney Spears
What object hits Damian as he’s singing?
A can of tomatoes
What scent is the foot cream Cady gives Regina for her blemishes?
Which of these North Shore cliques does Janis Ian NOT point out?
The white rappers
Unfriendly black hotties
What portmanteau does Cady accidentally create when Aaron asks her to come to the Halloween party?
Which of these rappers does Kevin G compare himself to in his rap?
Whom does Cady try to sit with at lunch on her first day?
The Persian mafia
Janis and Damian
The unfriendly black hotties
What song is Regina’s little sister dancing to when Cady first goes to her house?
“Dancing With Myself,” the Donnas
“One Way or Another,” Blondie
The Plastics wear pink on which day?
Third Friday of every month
Which of these is NOT a rule of the Plastics?
You can’t wear a tank top two days in a row
You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week
You can only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays
Why did the Herons move to Illinois?
Her mom got offered tenure at Northwestern
Her parents wanted to be closer to their ill grandmother
They wanted Cady to be socialized in America
Her dad became the head of Africana studies at the University of Illinois-Urbana Champaign
What ailment did Mr. Duvall acquire over the summer?
Which Plastics rule does Regina break, banishing her from eating lunch with the other girls?
She wears a tank top two days in a row
Her lip liner doesn’t match her gloss
She buys something on sale
She wears sweatpants on a Monday
Who is NOT nominated for Spring Fling queen?
What does Kevin Gnapoor call himself on his business card?
Aspiring hip-hop mogul
Bad Ass M.C.
Much to his chagrin, what is Principal Duvall’s nephew’s name?
Ms. Norbury mistakenly thinks her black student is from Africa, but where is she actually from?
According to the student gossip mill, which male celebrity once told Regina she was pretty on a plane?
What movie are Damian and Janis watching on Halloween?
Friday the 13th Part 2
The Blair Witch Project
What fashion trend does Janis accidentally start?
Cutouts at the nipples
Lower navel tattoo
A reverse mullet
What does Cady mistakenly think is the name of a band?
Just how many foiled attempts are shown of Cady trying to get Aaron to walk in on Regina making out with Shane?
None. She’s successful.
What is Regina George’s favorite movie?
Glengarry Glen Ross
What does Regina claim to be doing when she’s hooking up with Shane?
AP English Literature review
Working on her college applications
What historical figure does Gretchen compare Regina to in a class presentation?
What does Karen apologize to Gretchen for?
For making out with her boyfriend when she was drunk.
For telling everyone she got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble.
For telling Regina that she wanted to date Aaron.
For starting a rumor that she uses spray tan.
Which of these is NOT a talent that Karen claims to have?
She can communicate with animals.
She can put her whole fist in her mouth.
She has ESPN.
She can predict the weather with her breasts.
Which relative did Karen make out with?
Her second cousin
Where does the store clerk suggest Regina go when her dress doesn’t fit?
What is the mascot for the North Shore High School?
The blue devils
The mountain goats
Which of the following things do teachers NOT reprimand students for?
Going to the bathroom without a lavatory pass.
Eating in class.
Using a green pen.
Having their cell phone out in class.
According to the burn book, who made out with a hot dog?
Which school do the Mathletes compete against?
What does Kevin Gnapoor call Cady?
Which of Cady’s classes does Ms. Norbury teach?
Who wins king at the Spring Fling?
What word did Karen once ask Damian how to spell?
Which pair does NOT kiss at the end of the movie?
Ms. Norbury and Principal Duvall
Janis and Damian
Cady and Aaron
Regina and Shane
Who was Lindsay Lohan initially cast as?
According to IMDb and director Mark Waters, what other roles did Amanda Seyfried originally try for?
Janis & Gretchen
Gretchen & Cady
Cady & Regina
Regina & Ms. Nobury
How many actors in
Mean Girls have been featured players on Saturday Night Live?
What was the original title of the movie?
It was always
Mean Girls. Don’t try to trick me!