“Sometimes I have to go to fancy parties like this. And if there’s just anything you can take away from today’s event, it’s that being an actor is very, very hard. [Someone in the crowd claps.] Thank you. Thank you, sir. You understand. I appreciate you. Do you have a Nielsen box? No? Then fuck off, I don’t care.”
- Undoubtedly the best part of Amy Poehler’s speech at yesterday’s New York Restoration Project spring picnic.