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shameless lusting
June 27, 2014

Shia LaBeouf’s Ample Collection of Dirty Tees: A Slideshow

By Lindsey Weber, Maya Robinson

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Photo: Splash News, Bauer Griffin/Getty Images, Turgeon-Steffman/Splash News

Shia LaBeouf appeared this morning, fresh out of police custody, in a shirt so perfectly ripped that it could’ve jumped straight into a Transformers scene. It was one of the many scummy tees (often paired with jorts!) that make up his signature I don’t give a fuck style. In celebration of the actor’s effortlessly crappy look, here are some of his best T-shirts.

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The gorgeously ripped shirt Shia wore after getting outta jail this morning? While I would like to believe the shoulder rip is authentic, I have my doubts. The gorgeously ripped shirt Shia wore after getting outta jail this morning? While I would like to believe the shoulder rip is authentic, I have my doubts.

The gorgeously ripped shirt Shia wore after getting outta jail this morning? While I would like to believe the shoulder rip is authentic, I have my do...

The gorgeously ripped shirt Shia wore after getting outta jail this morning? While I would like to believe the shoulder rip is authentic, I have my doubts.

Photo: Turgeon-Steffman / Splash News/�© www.splashnews.com
Fun fact: Uncle Sherman is a doll that depicted an uncle who showed his penis when his trench coat blew in the wind. Fun fact: Uncle Sherman is a doll that depicted an uncle who showed his penis when his trench coat blew in the wind.

Fun fact: Uncle Sherman is a doll that depicted an uncle who showed his penis when his trench coat blew in the wind.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2014 Bauer-...

Fun fact: Uncle Sherman is a doll that depicted an uncle who showed his penis when his trench coat blew in the wind.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2014 Bauer-Griffin
Every dude's gotta have his Che shirt. La Revolución! Every dude's gotta have his Che shirt. La Revolución!

Every dude's gotta have his Che shirt. La Revolución!

Photo: Picasa/© www.splashnews.com
Could you so flawlessly rock a casual maroon tee with jorts? Prob not. Could you so flawlessly rock a casual maroon tee with jorts? Prob not.

Could you so flawlessly rock a casual maroon tee with jorts? Prob not.

Photo: Splash News/© www.splashnews.com
Never has a cartoon chicken looked so delicious -— if you catch my drift. Never has a cartoon chicken looked so delicious -— if you catch my drift.

Never has a cartoon chicken looked so delicious -— if you catch my drift.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2014 Bauer-Griffin
Can I lust over a man in a teddy-bear tee? Watch me. Can I lust over a man in a teddy-bear tee? Watch me.

Can I lust over a man in a teddy-bear tee? Watch me.

Photo: SPW / Splash News/�© www.splashnews.com
I can't tell what's on this tee, but it feels quite vintage. Could use a few more holes. I can't tell what's on this tee, but it feels quite vintage. Could use a few more holes.

I can't tell what's on this tee, but it feels quite vintage. Could use a few more holes.

Photo: Richard Beetham / Splash News/�© www.splashnews.com
Shia + ironic old people tee = an Etsy seller's dream. Shia + ironic old people tee = an Etsy seller's dream.

Shia + ironic old people tee = an Etsy seller's dream.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2014 Bauer-Griffin
The promotional Bud Light tee your dad got at that party? Fifteen years later, it's now being worn by Shia LaBeouf. The promotional Bud Light tee your dad got at that party? Fifteen years later, it's now being worn by Shia LaBeouf.

The promotional Bud Light tee your dad got at that party? Fifteen years later, it's now being worn by Shia LaBeouf.

Photo: Alo Ceballos/2013 Alo Ceba...

The promotional Bud Light tee your dad got at that party? Fifteen years later, it's now being worn by Shia LaBeouf.

Photo: Alo Ceballos/2013 Alo Ceballos
Do you think that race car transforms? Do you think that race car transforms?

Do you think that race car transforms?

Photo: CoqueranGroup/© Corbis. All Rights Reserved.
Shia LaBeouf, Normcore King. Shia LaBeouf, Normcore King.

Shia LaBeouf, Normcore King.

Photo: TM/© Corbis. All Rights Reserved.
A Harley-Davidson tee that perfect shows off those biceps. These tees aren't scummy, they're strategic. A Harley-Davidson tee that perfect shows off those biceps. These tees aren't scummy, they're strategic.

A Harley-Davidson tee that perfect shows off those biceps. These tees aren't scummy, they're strategic.

Photo: Splash News/© www.splashnews.com
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