What Would It Look Like If Danny Trejo Were in the Band Train?

Do you think Danny Trejo thought he was auditioning for Snowpiercer, a movie about a train, when he was actually auditioning to lip-synch a Train song in a Train music video? I know that’s a stretch, but I really can’t think of a better explanation as to why I’m sitting here watching Danny Trejo lip-synch these Train lyrics. (Also, is there not a more Train-sounding song title than “Angel in Blue Jeans”?)

What If Danny Trejo Joined the Band Train?