The life experts of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia are writing a book. A pre-order page recently showed up on Amazon for The 7 Secrets of Awakening the Highly Effective Four-Hour Giant, Today, a book “written” by Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Sweet Dee, and Frank that will serve as a self-help guide. From the book’s description:
The Gang may have finally found their golden ticket. Left alone to close down Paddy’s Pub one night, Charlie Kelly inadvertently scored himself, and his friends, the opportunity of a lifetime—a book deal with a real publishing company, real advance money, and a real(ly confused) editor. While his actual ability to read and write remains unclear, Charlie sealed the deal with some off-the-cuff commentary on bird law and the nuances of killing rats (and maybe with the help of some glue fumes in the basement with an unstable editor on a bender). While The Gang is stunned by the news, and the legally binding, irrevocable contract left on the bar, they are also ready to rise to the task and become millionaires—and of course, help Charlie actually write the book.
7 Secrets will cover topics like relationships, finance and career, fashion, grooming, and survival skills and will also include tips, advice, and recipes from the Sunny characters. The book comes out on January 6, 2015 and is currently available for pre-order.