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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Song Might Be As Bad As the Movie

Welp, Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles finally got its flashy end credits song, and … I don’t know. “Shell Shocked” is a wall of noise, with Juicy J hogging all the cringey TMNT references (“All my brothers tryna get some cheddar / We all want our cut like the Shredder”). Although it must be said that Ty Dolla $ign does mention pizza.

Anyway: Nope, it’ll never be Vanilla Ice’s “Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go” from 1991’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.

Or the insanely catchy theme song from the TMNT cartoon of our youths:

The TMNT Song Might Be As Bad As the Movie