August 15, 2014

22 of Michael Fassbender’s Best, Most Expressive Faces

By Jesse David Fox

Photo: Getty Images and Corbis

Some sick, crazy person thought it was a good idea to have Michael Fassbender spend an entire movie under a giant papier-mâché head, depriving all of us of his face — his glorious, wonderful, sexy, sexy face — for hours. So, while we wait for his face to be in another movie, we wanted to celebrate that punim of his. Here are 22 of his absolutely best faces. More like Michael Face-bender.

The "Vampire With Cold Earlobes."

The "Vampire With Cold Earlobes."

The "Isn't That Special?"

The "Isn't That Special?"

The "J-Pop America Fun Time Now!"

The "J-Pop America Fun Time Now!"

The "Surprised Dragon."

The "Surprised Dragon."

The "HAHAHAHAHAHA, I Totally Get the Joke, Too."

The "HAHAHAHAHAHA, I Totally Get the Joke, Too."

The "Fun-quistador."

The "Fun-quistador."

The "Happy Little Teapot."

The "Happy Little Teapot."

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The "Did I Forget to Wash My Hands? Oh, I'll Pretend to Blow a Kiss to Smell Them and No One Will Ever Notice or Point This Out in a Slideshow."

The "Did I Forget to Wash My Hands? Oh, I'll Pretend to Blow a Kiss to Smell Them and No One Will Ever Notice or Point This Out in a Slideshow."

The "Look, Mom: No Cavities."

The "Look, Mom: No Cavities."

The "You Disgust Me. I Can't Look at You. Okay, Maybe a Little Peek."

The "You Disgust Me. I Can't Look at You. Okay, Maybe a Little Peek."

The "Close-Talker."

The "Close-Talker."

The "Old, Feeble British Butler Slowly Saying, 'Alright.'"

The "Old, Feeble British Butler Slowly Saying, 'Alright.'"

The "Thinking Man's Popeye."

The "Thinking Man's Popeye."

The "I Get No Respect."

The "I Get No Respect."

The "Sweet Little Boy Who Totally Knows What Face to Make to Get Whatever He Wants."

The "Sweet Little Boy Who Totally Knows What Face to Make to Get Whatever He Wants."

The "Say 'Cheese' Because My Middle Finger Is a Camera, I Promise — Just Kidding, It's Not a Camera — Fuck You."

The "Say 'Cheese' Because My Middle Finger Is a Camera, I Promise — Just Kidding, It's Not a Camera — Fuck You."

The "Look, Principal Diller, It's Hard to Say If I Burned Down the School."

The "Look, Principal Diller, It's Hard to Say If I Burned Down the School."

The "This Is My First Time Smiling, Am I Doing It Right?"

The "This Is My First Time Smiling, Am I Doing It Right?"

The "Oh, God, Oh, God, I Hope He Doesn't Scratch My Porsche."

The "Oh, God, Oh, God, I Hope He Doesn't Scratch My Porsche."

The "Pshh, This Happens All the Time."

The "Pshh, This Happens All the Time."

The "You Can Put a Mask on Me, But It Won't Matter: You've Seen My Dick, You Know What's Up."

The "You Can Put a Mask on Me, But It Won't Matter: You've Seen My Dick, You Know What's Up."

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