Donald Sutherland received the award for choice movie villain at tonight’s Teen Choice Awards, and naturally, Panem’s president didn’t show up to receive his surfboard empty-handed. “You named me the most villainous? My wife — I have been married for 42 years — my wife asked me to tell you that she agreed with you,” said Sutherland as he went up to accept his award. “I, on the other hand, do not. I think, on the contrary, that I am very nice. Sweet-tempered and generous — so generous, in fact, that I have brought you souvenirs from Panem!” he continued, before reaching into his satchel and tossing handfuls of red berries into the audience. “They’re berries — I wouldn’t eat them if I were you!”
