The Colbert Report Sets Last Show; We All Cry Forever

We get it. We’re in denial, too. Yyou’re aware The Colbert Report is ending soon, but knowing the date makes it that much more real and tragic (not unlike setting a wedding date). Still, we have to face the facts. Don’t worry; you’re not in this alone. We’re here. We promise. Okay, ready? Last night, while promoting the paperback release of his book America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t, he announced that the final episode will air on— it will air on— on— on— okay, give us a second … [sniff] — on December 18. That gives you enough time to buy an American flag for you to fly at half mast.

Colbert Sets Last Show; We All Cry Forever