According to TMZ, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’s daughter has a name, and it is — drum roll, please! — Esmeralda Amada Gosling. Esmeralda, of course, is a character in The Hunchback of Notre Dame (maybe the two are Disney fans?), while Amada was the name of Mendes’s character in 2007’s We Own the Night. In the interest of fairness, we hope the next kid will be named after one of Gosling’s characters. We suggest Quasimodo “The Driver” Gosling. That has a cool-celeb-kid ring to it.