Would you like relationship advice from Alec Baldwin? No? Well, there’s a very small chance he’ll end up in your cab, giving you some anyway, like a Cash Cab adventure with absolutely no chance of winning any money. Here, he’s advising a couple with Saturday Night Live’s Paul Pell (!) advising him from what appears to be another cab. Baldwin: “I’m an Aries … If everyone would just shut the fuck up and do what we tell ‘em to do, the world would be a better place! Just try it.” Hm, good advice.