Psssh, Matt Damon Has Been Seeing Ben Affleck’s Penis for Years

A month ago, there was one voice noticeably absent in the conversation about Ben Affleck’s penis: Matt Damon’s. Through that long ordeal, he remained silent. However, now, it appears Damon could not stand idly by any longer. How did Damon feel about seeing Big Ben in Gone Girl? Decidedly whatever, telling TMZ, “Oh, I’ve seen it many times before that.” He added, “And I mean many. I count Ben’s penises every night to help me fall asleep. It always works. How do you like them apples? Harvard. Wicked. Chowdah. Duck boats.”

Damon Has Been Seeing Affleck’s Penis for Years