Robots, man — right? One minute, they’re threatening all of humanity, and the next, they’re helping us buy hoses. In Chappie, the newest film from District 9’s Neill Blomkamp, the robot paints, idolizes He-Man, and considers a life as a poet. However, there will be no robot poetry if Hugh Jackman and his haircut have their way. The film opens on March 6. Don’t tell Johnny 5. It’s been a rough few decades for him. He hasn’t worked since the ‘80s. He doesn’t need this.