Earlier in the week, we learned that we won’t see Jamie Dornan’s penis — or “todger,” as he called it — in Fifty Shades of Grey. But if this new teaser is any indication, we will see his back, right hand, and the exact portion of the face Taylor Swift shows off on the cover of 1989. Where the first trailer featured a remix of Beyoncé’s “Crazy in Love,” the teaser goes with “Haunted.” It also alludes to a new full trailer that will premiere during the November 13 episode of Scandal, which, as ad placement goes, is pretty perfect. The only time you’ll see a greater overlap in fans is when networks accidentally air ads for the show you’re watching during its own breaks.
You Won’t See Jamie Dornan’s Penis in This New Fifty Shades of Grey Teaser, Either
