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Ashton Kutcher Suggests That Charlie Sheen Will Return to Two and a Half Men

Occasionally coke-addled serial offender Charlie Sheen might make an ignominious return for the finale of Two and a Half Men, the show that famously dismissed him for going off on showrunner Chuck Lorre. Maybe time heals all wounds? During an appearance on Ellen, Sheen’s replacement, Ashton Kutcher, was asked if Mr. Tiger Blood would return for a last hurrah. Kutcher refused to answer, giving the world’s worst (best?) poker face. “If you’re working on the Warner Brothers lot … If there’s sirens, come save me,” he said. Let’s not forget that Sheen has previously said, “I’m tired of pretending the show doesn’t suck, I’m tired of pretending like Ashton doesn’t suck.” Should be fun! 

Ashton Kutcher Has the World’s Worst Poker Face