NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams, a.k.a. Peter Pan Sr., a.k.a. BriWills to Pay the Bills, a.k.a. the man with way too many absurd nicknames, hit The Tonight Show stage to slow-jam the (somewhat old) news that Obama signed an executive order granting temporary legal status to millions of undocumented workers. Jimmy Fallon, along with the Roots, sexed up the Obama-versus-GOP drama that ensued. It’s your typical BriWi-Fallon fare until the end, when things get a little faux heated about TV anniversaries and the anchor’s daughter heading to Neverland.