casting couch

James Franco Will Probably Make Nick Jonas Have Sex With a Goat

He’s a goat.

The Wrap reports the Jonas brother of the moment, Nick, has been cast in Goat — an indie adaptation of Brad Land’s 2005 memoir that will be directed by Andrew Neel and produced by James Franco’s Rabbit Bandini Productions. It will be about a “19-year-old [who] enrolls in college with his charismatic younger brother (Jonas) and pledges the same fraternity.” That’s right: James Franco will probably make Nick Jonas have sex with a goat or do some other equally awful frat-pledge thing. We’re going with our guess because it would pretty much fit in line with the racy direction Nick Jonas is going in these days.

Nick Jonas Joins James Franco’s Frat-Indie, Goat