Helllllllllllllllllo there, Channing Tatum in the Magic Mike XXL poster. Thank you for letting me objectify you. I wish you were wearing less of a jeans look and more of a stripper costume, but I guess you gotta save some mystery for the feature length. Otherwise, props on your perfectly shaped midsection (missing those awful cartoon-y washboard abs). And while you may be hiding your signature thick neck, the shameless crotch point makes up for it. “Coming soon”: We get it! Is this image alone more alluring than all the promotional materials for Fifty Shades of Grey?