Jamie Dornan and Jimmy Fallon might have just ruined Fifty Shades of Grey. (Boos or cheers? You decide.) In honor of the film’s release this weekend, the man bringing Christian Grey to life joined the Tonight Show host to read E. L. James excerpts in foreign accents. You can’t unsee (or unhear) this, so when things spice up onscreen this Saturday, enjoy the mental image of Fallon’s grinning mug as he dishes out prepubescent Italian squeaks.