Get ready for a bunch of juvenile sex jokes about teepees, peepees, and “zum-zums,” because not long after a dozen Native American actors walked off the set of Adam Sandler’s upcoming film Ridiculous 6, Defamer got their hands on a December 2012 version of the script, and it’s just as bad, if not worse, than you might have predicted.
Here’s a heartwarming little scene between Sandler’s character Tommy and an Apache woman named “Sits-On-Face”:
Here’s the scene with the woman named “Beaver’s Breath”:
And as promised, here are more teepees and peepees:
Oh, and just a friendly reminder: Ridiculous 6 is the first film in Sandler’s four-movie deal with Netflix, so the peepee jokes are far from over. Read the rest of the script excerpts over at Defamer, and for more commentary on the news, check out The Onion’s latest edition of “American Voices.”