Fox unveiled its non-Empire shows for the upcoming fall season at its upfront presentation today, including two comedies fronted by ageless leading men: John Stamos in Grandfathered and Rob Lowe in The Grinder. The others were dramas, including the Minority Report remake, Rosewood, and mid-season shows Lucifer, The Frankenstein Code, and Bordertown. The trailers for Scream Queens, The Guide to Surviving Life, and The X-Files reboot haven’t been made available yet because they’re clearly Fox’s favorites:
Grandfathered, where Uncle Jesse becomes Grandfather Jesse.
The Grinder, starring that other ageless white man.
Minority Report, where they try to make pre-crime happen.
Rosewood, because everyone is beautiful in Miami.
The Frankenstein Code, because we all want to be reborn as hot, young, and superhuman.
Bordertown, possibly less offensive than Family Guy.