Jeff Garlin was on Conan, ostensibly to promote his fall show (yes, that’s very far away) The Goldbergs, but mostly to tell this wonderfully weird, definitely embarrassing story about his eldest son’s Bris. (That’s a circumcision party, gentiles.) Afterwards, the mohel, or the guy who does the “wiener chopping,” gave him his son’s foreskin in a metal envelope and told him to bury it “for good luck.” Thus began Garlin’s adventure at the happiest place on Earth:
