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Ed Sheeran Talks About That Time He Crapped His Pants Onstage

Ed Sheeran once sharted onstage. Yes, shart — the portmanteau of shit and fart, that unfortunate accident you have when you think you’re letting out some gas and something extra squeezes (squirts?) out. It’s a ghastly, embarrassing situation for anyone, but imagine if you are a huge megastar (he is, guys, really) and you just sharted your pants in front of thousands of fans as you are singing love songs. Ed Sheeran, definitely kind of a seventh grader.

Ed Sheeran Once Crapped His Pants Onstage