Last night on The Daily Show, J.J. “Don’t Call Me Jar Jar Abrams, Please, Seriously, Guys, Please” Abrams told the story of when a space-door fell on Harrison Ford while shooting a scene for Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (practical effects, baby!) and he rushed over to try and save the day. Abrams, who was not hired for his ability to lift things, broke his back in the process. There you go, Star Wars fans. He’s given all he could give. What else do you want? Do you want your opening-day midnight screening ticket to come with a vial of his blood, sweat, and tears? Because he’ll do it, but you’re gross for asking.