American Ninja Warrior, the show you ironically watch while dipping pretzels in ice cream, has crowned its first winner after seven seasons. 33-year-old Isaac Caldiero became the wealthiest busboy in America when he beat the final course, Mount Midoriyama — a daunting obstacle course it seemed only Spider-Man could complete. But there’s a great tragedy to this story: Another competitor, Geoff Britten, actually became the first person to beat the course earlier in the night, but because Caldiero beat his time by 3.6 seconds, Caldiero got the $1 million prize while Britten went home with nothing. Reality television! So real! Here’s a clip of Caldiero on the third and fourth leg of the course: