The Best Frozen Moments From the 2015 Emmys

Funny story: This was actually a very hard scene to shoot. See, Kerry Washington hasn't smelled something bad since at least high school. How did they get the shot? They said, "Remember the last time you were forced to speak with a non-famous person."

"Excuse me, Ms. Poehler. It's Jack, um — Ms. Fey's introduced us a few times. Well, um, would you mind not making that scary face anymore? It's too mean. Look over my shoulder, Kate McKinnon is looking away."

When you agree to host the Emmys but don't remember until showtime that you have cue-card-based trauma from the time Lorne Michaels made you re-say a line 65 times in dress rehearsal, as if he was J.K. Simmons in Whiplash:

"AGAIN!"

"Say hi to ya mothah for me."

"AGAIN!"

"Say hi to ya mothah for me."

"AGAIN!"

"Say hi to ya mothah for me."

"Ha ha ha. Psst. Psst. Hey, Jon, what's everyone laughing at? It's not my formal evening cap, right? The guy at the store said, 'It's definitely appropriate for the Emmys — I think Frasier used to wear when he won all those times.' And I was like, 'If it's good enough for Walt Frazier, it's good enough for Cool James.'"

"Okay, what I want you do right now is wake up your stupid baby children and tell them that I'm holding Santa's good list and cutting their names out of it and eating it. Oh, and film the whole thing. Idiot kids: Who do you think they are? Grow up! You're not even friends with Bill Simmons."

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if you were a dad driving a minivan, and Amy Poehler was your punk 14-year-old son who always says, "Suck it, Steve," because he won't call you Dad again for four more years, and Jimmy Fallon is your 7-year-old who laughs every time, not because he gets it but because he laughs at everything his brother says? To answer your question: Yes, in this scenario, their mom left two years prior, so you really can't blame them.

"Ahh! "Ahh!"

"Wuh?"

"Ahh!"

"I don't know why everyone's so surprised. Haven't you seen Southland?"

"Ahh!"

When you're a comedy legend who has more shows on the air than anyone, so you don't care about the awards and just go to the Emmys to sniff some indie-cred-having hair.

This was George R.R. Martin and David Benioff's face when Andy Samberg joked about Jon Snow still being alive. Nerds, we expect a 5,000-word analysis by noon.

"Hey, Colin. Does this look familiar?"

"Not really, no."

"What if I say, 'I don't have time for you, son. I'm playing a man who is all alone and I need to stay in character'?''

"Daniel Day-Lewis before shooting There Will Be Blood."

"Ding ding ding."

The only person from True Detective season two invited to the Emmys. Actually, that's not true; the rest of the cast was invited, too, but they were all too busy still yelling at their agents.

"Are you there, God? It's me, Crazy Eyes. Do you think Rodcocker should be able to hump his way not only between time periods but also dimensions?"

People on Twitter made fun of this, but this is actually an improvement from his original name — he used to go by "The 'Other' Engelbert Humperdinck."

Jon Hamm winning was a very important moment in TV history to everyone but the guy sitting behind Christina Hendricks who thinks he might see Adam Levine, and the guy behind him who is texting his buddy because he's pretty sure he sees Adam Levine.

Fred Armisen was sitting near Miranda July this whole time? Did they use the opportunity to create an app that allows you to deliver flowers to stray cats?

When your friend and muse walks out at the Emmys a year after a near-fatal car accident and you keep it together, but then he makes a joke about getting women pregnant and you're done.