In another life, Lil Wayne probably would’ve been a sports commentator. But because he’s Weezy, he kind of already is, with his regular appearances on ESPN2’s talk show First Take — where he constantly has to defend his allegiance to the Green Bay Packers. He previously freestyled over the SportsCenter theme song, and now ESPN had him (hopefully) audition for a full-time job by re-creating famous sports calls. Ever wondered how different the Miracle on Ice would’ve sounded with Wayne announcing it? Really? Why? In any case, here it is.