The ageless Rob Lowe returns to television Tuesday night for the series premiere of Fox’s energetic and winking new show The Grinder, where he plays an actor who wants to become a lawyer because he’s played one on TV. Of course, the title has gotten a lot of people (okay, gays) wondering: Is this a thinly veiled reference to the location-based gay hookup app that changed the landscape of contemporary courtship as we know it? (The network has certainly been milking the idea by adding the tagline “There’s no one he can’t get off” onto the posters for its advertising campaign.) Vulture decided to take the opportunity to present our own meta-reality of Rob Lowe’s Grindr profiles spanning time and reality — from real-life Dad Rob Lowe to his character Chris Traeger on Parks and Recreation. Sup, bruh. Nice, um, abs.