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Jon Hamm still might not win an Emmy tonight, and Modern Family might win yet another, but you can rest assured that my sarcastic commentary will be filled with surprises, except for the good lines I recycle from previous years — and if you weren’t following Vulture’s liveblog of the Emmys then, hey, it’s new to you! Leave a comment below if you’re moved to do so; I can’t guarantee that I’ll post every one of them, preoccupied as I am with the important business of live-snarking the Emmys, but I’ll definitely do the best I can during ad breaks.
