Justin Theroux gamely tries to play this straight: He “bought” the “rights” to make a “movie” of the viral video of the UConn kid screaming for jalapeño-bacon mac and cheese, and he’s on Jimmy Kimmel Live with the “trailer.” One day soon, however, these scare quotes will no longer exist and the joke will no longer be a joke, and Hollywood will tremble at the mercy of viral videos and vloggers. Now, where’s my fucking mac and cheese?
