Eternal “preacher girl” Oprah Winfrey and noted Lent observer Stephen Colbert got together on last’s night Late Show to prove who paid more attention in Bible Study by reciting their favorite verses. Colbert went for the Gospel of Matthew, impressively quoting a rather long passage about what he believes is Jesus’ commandment never to worry. So points for memory and interpretation. Oprah, on the other hand, chose a lovely little psalm about delight and desire. Sexy! Oprah wins because she’s Oprah, obviously.