Justin Bieber Week kicks off on Ellen today, and Ellen asks the requisite questions: What about that dick pic? (“It wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”) What about that girl you took to Bora Bora? (“Just a friend.”) What about Selena? Are you going to get back together with her? (“Maybe. We have a lot of history together.”) We’ve got to hand it to Ellen, this is some masterfully good-natured grilling of the Biebs.