Marriage Has Made George Clooney Even ‘Better’ at Pranks; He Is a Monster Who Must Be Stopped

George Clooney Visits Former Homeless Workers At A Scottish Sandwich Shop
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Love, honor, and cover the bathroom doorknobs in Vaseline so your human-rights lawyer wife can’t to the Hague on time. According to Julia Roberts, marriage has only made consummate prankster George Clooney “better” at his nonstop hilarious schemes, a development which Amal Clooney must absolutely love. Because if there is anything a high-powered international activist wants when she gets home, it’s finding out her husband has taken a dump in the litter box and blamed it on the cat. Seriously, the man is insane.

Married George Clooney Has Better Pranks