Okay, Michael Caine, we see where you’re going with this “Michael Caine” character, but maybe you could take it a little further. When you say “my name is Michael Caine. I’m a British actor, and my name is Michael Caine,” it’s not quite there yet. Were you really in the Batman movies? Did you really know that “you’re only supposed to blow bloody the doors off“? See, the key to character work, Michael Caine, is to believe that you really are your character, Michael Caine.
Pro tip: These guys get it.