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Noel Gallagher: ‘Adele, What?’ Kanye West Is the Only Celebrity Worth His Fame

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Man of opinions Noel Gallagher has some thoughts about today’s pop stars. “I’ll tell you what’s wrong. Fame’s wasted on these cunts today,” Gallagher said in an interview with Esquire. Well, pray tell, who are you talking about Noel? “Does anybody give a fuck about what any of these current pop stars are up to? Who gives a shit what fucking One Direction do? Cocksuckers, all of them in rehab by the time they’re 30. Who gives a shit what Ellie Goulding is up to? Really? Adele, what? Blows my fucking mind. It blows my fucking mind. Nobody cares! Fame’s wasted on them, with their fucking in-ear monitors and their electronic cigarettes. And their fragrances that they’re bringing out for Christmas. You fucking dicks.”

Well, is any famous person actually worth their fame? “Bar Kanye. You watch him on the MTV Awards and you think, You can fucking stay, you’re alright.” Too bad you can’t vote in the 2020 election, Noel!

Noel Gallagher: Only Kanye Is Worth His Fame