The best form of government is clearly a warm, furry, benevolent dictatorship. Why? Because then Stephen Colbert and John Cleese would make all the laws. Why? Because they have the hats. Why? Because the hats are power. Why? Are you going to keep asking questions, or are you going to admit that this is much easier to follow than the Republican primary?
The Only Way to Make Colbert’s Furry Hat Bit Sillier Was to Add John Cleese
