There’s a lot here. At first glance, it’s just a photo of Hollywood A-listers at last week’s GQ’s Men of the Year Awards, but underneath, a rich tapestry of professional ambition and unrequited anal. Which would actually be an excellent title for an upcoming Schumer/Cooper rom-com directed by Apatow. Also in the running? My Awkward Throuple. Two Men, a Woman, and a Baby They Found in a Pile of Cutty Sark Bottles and Discarded Spanx Packaging. These are all up for grabs, by the way, if any of them are reading this for some reason.