None of us thought the day would come when we’d think, Oh, wow, Donald Trump has a really kind, excellent point, but that day is here and I’m terrified. The presidential hopeful and former owner of the Miss Universe Organization called Today this morning to offer his take on last night’s mis-crowning fiasco. “I think I’d make them a co-winner,” he said, suggesting a second “beautiful ceremony” in which winner Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach and runner up Ariadna Gutiérrez would both be crowned. “It would be very cool,” explained Trump. Dear God, he’s right! That would be very cool and nice. Is this where it all begins? Will Donald Trump’s speeches start sounding more and more compelling now? Will we all begin to admire his dedication to never tanning the skin directly around his eyes? God help us all.
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