glorious returns

Dwayne Johnson Will Return to Grip of WrestleMania Again Next Year

WrestleMania XXVIII
Photo: Ron Elkman/Sports Imagery/Getty Images

In addition to bulging muscles, a complete absence of body hair, and the incessant need to know if everyone can smell what you’re cooking, the most grave symptom of WrestleMania is the need to return, year after year, to do battle with other WrestleMania sufferers. Despite what looked like a full recovery after his appearance last year, Dwayne Johnson announced that his WrestleMania is back in full force, and, like a giant, avuncular salmon, he must return as the Rock to the place from which all WrestleMania originates: Dallas, Texas, on April 3. Our thoughts and prayers are with him and his almond-size daughter at this time.

Dwayne Johnson Announces Return to WrestleMania