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Set List of Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Performances, So You Know What Will Be Playing in the Background While You’re Trying to Remember What Drink You’re On (It’s Always 5)

New Year's Eve 2015 In Times Square
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While the rest of us are lubing up our collective abdomen in order to squeeze into our Spanx, you’ve opted for the thinking man’s New Year’s Eve: putting on your softest pants, ordering the most delicious food, and estatically fusing with your couch like some kind of flesh-and-blood Hedonismbot. If that accurately describes your evening plans, then ABC’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest: The Force Awakens has the perfect set list to go with that pad Thai and the Coors Light tall boy you’ve had in your fridge for three months. According to Billboard:

Billboard Hollywood Party

5 Seconds of Summer: “She’s Kinda Hot,” “Hey Everybody,” “She Looks So Perfect”

Alessia Cara: “Here”

Andy Grammer: “Honey I’m Good,” “Good to Be Alive”

DNCE: “Cake by the Ocean,” “Toothbrush”

Elle King: “America’s Sweetheart,” “Ex’s & Oh’s”

Ellie Goulding: “Love Me Like You Do,” “On My Mind”

Fall Out Boy: “Irresistible,” “Uma Thurman”

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis: “Downtown”

Nathan Sykes: “Over and Over Again”

Nick Jonas: “Jealous,” “Chains,” “Levels”

OMI: “Cheerleader,” “Hula Hoop”

One Direction: “Drag Me Down,” “Perfect,” “History”

Pentatonix: “Can’t Sleep Love,” “Cracked”

Rachel Platten: “Stand by You,” “Fight Song”

Tove Lo: “Talking Body,” “Moments”

Walk the Moon: “Shut Up and Dance,” “Work This Body”

Times Square

Wiz Khalifa with Charlie Puth: “See You Again”

Demi Lovato: “Cool for the Summer,” “Confident”

Luke Bryan: Medley — “Move,” “That’s My Kinda Night”

Carrie Underwood: Medley — “Smoke Break,” “Heartbeat,” “Before He Cheats”

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Jimmy Buffett: “Margaritaville”

And that’s not including Taylor Swift’s “Out of the Woods” video premiere! But most importantly, unlike when you attend the ball-drop in Times Square in real life, no one cares if you drunkenly fall asleep in a pile of blankets. You’ve really cracked the NYE code this year.

Here’s the New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Band List