If you had to pick a winner in Jimmy Kimmel and John Krasinski’s Christmas prank war (and I have made it very, very clear by the title of this post that you do), the winner’s trophy would almost certainly go to Jimmy Kimmel. He definitely “got” John Krasinski in a significantly more insane way by posting signs for a yard sale with Krasinski’s home address. On the other hand, John Krasinski should move immediately? Destroying someone’s sense of safety in their own home before drowning them in gallons of warm eggnog seems like a lot. On the other hand, Kimmel once paid a twerking woman to set herself on fire just to make us laugh, so clearly, he has sacrificed his humanity to the prank gods. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.